Friday, December 5, 2008

Kitschmas stocking fillers

From the London Telegraph and one of them is pretty crude but still they're a pretty good chuckle.
One is pictured for the other 11 you have to go to the link.

The "Jesus Saves" piggy bank, a plaster model depicting Christ with imploring eyes and a slot for coins between his outstretched arms, has been named as one of the best religious gifts of the year in the annual 12 Days of Kitschmas awards.

Roman Catholics who are tempted to spend money they don't have in these straitened times can also reach into their wallets and pull out a credit card-sized rosary, illustrated with a string of embossed marks instead of beads and a painting of Mary and Jesus, then pray instead of pay.

For homeowners desperate to sell as the property market collapses, meanwhile, there is a model of St Joseph that is said to produce a buyer miraculously if it is buried head-first outside the house.
Link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/3566932/Jesus-Saves-piggy-bank-revealed-in-12-Days-of-Kitschmas-collection.html

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